Shorty's- 10 - 12

There once was a girl called Marge,
who had a heart that was very large.
She joined the army, and had strict discipline,
then she fell in love with the sarge!

There once was a boy called Ted,
who didn't like to make up his bed.
His mother got mad, and took it away,
now he uses a sleeping bag instead!

There once was a boy called Lou,
who everyone thought they knew.
One day he bounced up into the sky,
because he had been eating rubber glue!